Anonymous asked
are you being anything for halloween?

itsbetterthananal:

a disappointment to my family

itslonaquisha:


colleenismybae:

On picture day how I think I look like vs how i actually look like

how is she the same person

itslonaquisha:

colleenismybae:

On picture day how I think I look like vs how i actually look like

how is she the same person

We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.

my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

inhaftiert:

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

god bless this

helbigdealer:

Would anyone like to explain to me how I’m supposed to be okay after things like this happen?

chelseawelseyknight:

caskett:

Get to know me / Favorite BrOTP

HartSquaredBig : I plan on being friends with these motherfuckers until we’re dust in the ground.

Feels

artemia:

note-a-bear:

aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

this looks like so much fun

(Source: merakiandmelaninblooms)

lumos5001:

newtalby:

thomas brodie-sangster through the years 2002-2014

he holds the secrets to the fountain of youth i am certain of it

(Source: vinebox)